went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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