Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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