We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
You need Xanax blowdarts
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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