I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Randomize
