I didn't shave. On purpose
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I could make wine with my vomit
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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