I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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