Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
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