What a fucking waste of an outfit
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Randomize
