Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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