I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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