Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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