Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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