and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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