i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I seem to have left my pride at pride
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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