we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize