: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
that's an acceptable place to lick
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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