Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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