you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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