I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Quick, to the slutcave!
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
