But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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