Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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