Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I just want to make out with him forever
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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