Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
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