I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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