So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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