Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i just made my gag reflex go away.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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