my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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