If i come over, it means nothing
I just saw a hot homeless man
operation have a gay friend backfired
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
