Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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