I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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