I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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