Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I want a musical about memes.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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