Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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