If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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