So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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