she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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