im about as happy as oj after his trial
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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