i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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