I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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