I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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