I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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