Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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