if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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