I'm gonna have a badass scar
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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