we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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