I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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