It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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