I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
So. Much. Porn.
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