you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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