Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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