love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Randomize
